New York Jets: Ranking Sam Darnold in the pantheon of franchise “domes”

3. Mark  Sanchez

Yes, Mark Sanchez is on a top five list for the Jets. Just remember it’s not a list that takes playing ability into account at all.

In the words of my beautiful wife, Sanchez “brought the sexy back”. The Jets had a run of quarterbacks that did not have good hair at all. Sanchez changed all of that.

The black color was a preference of my wife. He also has a strong wavy thing going. There is plenty there to run the hands through as well.

When you have enough that you must wear a headband to keep it out of your face, your situation up top is good. You have nothing to worry about.

So why is he only ranked number three. Consistency is the reason. Sanchez spent a lot of time with a shorter hairdo that was closer to his scalp.

It made him look like a “dork”. That was very much the opposite of sexy, so he can only come up as high as number three.