David Wright as…A Surgeon
Poor David Wright can’t get healthy. Might as well embrace it and dress up as a surgeon for Halloween.
Wright has been under the knife so many times he might as well go back to school to become a surgeon.
Someone might have to help Wright put his costume on, though. We don’t want him to hurt his back…or his neck…or his shoulder.
Wright is such a longshot to play major league baseball again that I would honestly bet on Tim Tebow playing for the New York Mets before David Wright.
Hopefully, Mickey Callaway will let Wright join his coaching staff because he certainly has a future in managing.